Some girls have begun mentally preparing their dream weddings long before they’ve hit puberty, and many know the kind of dresses they want before they’ve even met their grooms. So, when the big day finally arrives, there really shouldn’t be any excuse for making a mistake – and yet there’s no accounting for taste.

Here’s the first of these 80 wedding dresses that will be remembered for all the wrong reasons. Yep, the pic features atrocious nuptial attire that was apparently painted onto the bride and groom. What would have happened if it had rained?